The other night, I finally organized the spice rack. Every time I try a new recipe, I forget the spices I already have because they’re hidden, and end up buying the same ones. Picture me walking into the living room, feeling proud of myself.
Me: The spice rack is now organized by region.
He: (Looking at me quizzically) Region?
Me: Yup. Caribbean, sweet, miscellaneous, Italian, Spanish.
Me: So if you were looking for your pepper sauce, where would it be?
He: Where it is.