thank you Jesus, Thank you Lord…

Oh, you brought me, you brought me from a mighty
A mighty long way, a mighty long way…
For months I have been complaining and whining about this job. How they give me asinine tasks like watering the plants and typing mailing labels, and getting e-mail from a CO-WORKER telling me I need to be here at [...]

Oh, childhood…

Remember this song?

I remember my cousin teaching us the words he had learned in the teen program at camp, which went:
We didn’t start the dryer
There were socks and underwear
Flying everywhere
Or the other version:

I didn’t fart, you liar
It was just a breeze
I didn’t cut the cheese!
Ah, the memories.
Rockin’ Robin was one of [...]

Fire & Brimstone

According to my grandmother, I’m headed to Hell. The joke’s on you Grandma! I’ve already been to Hell. It’s in Grand Cayman. Anyway, I’m headed to Hell. All because going to church bores the snot out of me. I haven’t been to my “home” church since Mother’s Day. Every single time our pastor preaches, I [...]